![]() ![]() But before you start patting yourself on the back, glad to be out of a tight spot, read on.Īll of the above does happen to our hapless heroine, and that’s only the first few chapters. What? This hasn’t ever happened to you? Then obviously you’re not Eddi McCandry, protagonist of Emma Bull’s classic urban fantasy novel, War for the Oaks. In dog form and in human form, he’ll live in your apartment, shadow your every step, and drive you near insane with his roundabout comments. Oh, and since the Unseelie Court will probably try to kill you, the Phouka will protect you. ![]() They don’t want much of you, really … just your body and presence as the Seelie Court goes to war against the Unseelie Court, all to decide which band of mythological creatures gets to influence Minneapolis. On the way home, you’re waylaid by the creatures of Faerie, in the form of a shapechanging, smooth-talking Phouka, and a water elemental called a Glaistaig. You tell the boyfriend where he can shove said band, and quit, taking your guitar and best friend, and splitting, thus causing the (merciful) dissolution of “InKline Plain, the most misspelled band in Minneapolis.”ģ. You messily break up with your boyfriend, a complete jerk whose idea of managing the band you and he both play in is to send you to flirt with club managers.Ģ. ![]() Three ways to tell that it just isn’t your day:ġ. “When Faerie and my world intersect, does anything good ever come of it?” ![]()
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